- Go on wikihow.
- Search how to summon the Dark Lord Satan.
- Summon the Dark Lord Satan.
- Give him your soul in exchange for a girlfriend and/or boyfriend.
- If he says no, offer your hamster’s soul,
- Satan likes hamsters because they are cute and fluffy.
Note: The fluffier the hamster, the better.
I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have
I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have
I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have
all of the above
- King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
- Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
- King of France: send funds to America
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
There’s over 300 languages spoken in London
Less than half of the population is white british
There are large areas with little to no white population
so if your show is set in London and has an all white cast you’re not even being remotely accurate
See Also: New York
los angeles is only 40% white yet look at every single tv show in LA :/