"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"
how I react when people I don’t like try talking to me
Me on my period: sings Bleeding Out by Imagine Dragons for entire week
- me: dad, im hungry
- dad: oh hi hungry, im dad!
- me: i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now.
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really look like
i think kids nowadays will be singing:
1 2 buckle my shoe
3 4 shut the door
5 6 suck a dick
7 8 then get laid
9 10 by a big fat hen
i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost
and she’s just like
well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”